Political Pointers From The Bones

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I do a lot and I mean A LOT of Political work- it sort of consumes every freaking spare minute of my life- and I have learned that unless you keep things uncomplicated in this process you will wake up one day and find you have aged over overnight and are now friendless.

So here are a few pointers I keep in mind in order to keep things simple.

Pointer #1

DO NOT TALK SMACK ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE.

Got it?

Don’t do it!

Nobody likes a whinny little b*&^ and the minute you go there I promise you will convert nobody- and that’s what you want- as many people on your side as possible.

That business about destroying the other side? Oh sure, that’s going to be great when you need- and trust me you WILL need their support later.

Pointer #2

If your team is ahead it’s time to act gracious and thank those lucky stars for being where you are because at any minute those stars could turn into flaming meteors and end up crashing into a cow pasture somewhere.

Pointer #3

The Media is not your friend. 

Look.

The people in my life who should know that the media aren’t really doing news but STORIES are all writers. Yeah, I’m lost on that too because writers know that in a story you have to have a beginning a middle and an end. You need Villains and Heroes and all that stuff and if you want specifics buy yourself one of those ‘how to’ books about writing.

Oh, this is a good example.

Remember in the movie Jaws?

One guy says that all sharks do is swim around, eat and make baby sharks.

Well, all the media does is tell swim around, eat and try to find a story you’ll buy.

It really is as simple as that.

Those are my pointers.

So.

 Be Civil.

 If you’re the one doing all the talking you’re probably not listening and if you find yourself TELLING someone to support your candidate  instead of ASKING you need to chill out.

That’s it.

See you at the Ballot Box

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Sing It Again Sam

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

( Now there’s a BIG surprise! )

What’s Your Theme Song?

 

 

 

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Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it’s even better than the last!

Back in black
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearst ’cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild
CHORUS:
‘Cause I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
(Well) I’m back in black
Yes, I’m back in black
hey hey hey hey hey
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I’m a power pack
Yes, I’m in a band
With a gang
They’ve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I’m back on the track
And I’m beatin’ the flak
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
Don’t look at me now you fuckhole,
I’m just makin’ my bed
Don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way
CHORUS
well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back
Well I’m back in black
Yes I’m back in black
hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I’m back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back
Back in black
Yes I’m back in black
Out of the sac!

HEY! FOX U!

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Comedian Lee Camp did on the set of FOX News in less then three minutes what the entire FOX NEWS Machine has not been able to do in little over 10 years

He told the truth….

LINKS:

LEE CAMP’S SITE HERE

FAIR ( Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting ) SITE HERE

 Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism SITE HERE

Devil’s Due

Okay.

There’s a lot about of mean things about certain politicians that I could say.

But I won’t.

I think cruelty to lower life forms is mean so I don’t indulge.

HOWEVER.

I will give props

to Mike Huckabee.

Because he’s funny.

From SNL

 

Stupid and Futile Gestures

This is the speech I give myself when the odds are snapping at my backside and things look tough.

Enjoy

I Am So Wild

 
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You Are the Ace of Clubs

 

WHOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times. A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what’s normal or ordinary.

You like to push limits and shock people. You’re dramatic, but a drama queen.

Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe.

And you’re probably still young… with a lot of wild rides in front of you.

A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette

Your friends would describe you as: Crazy

Your enemies would describe you as: Demented

If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller

shamelessly hijacked from Max’s Blog

Down At Zippy’s

  

” Customers Will Mind The Cafe “ 
 Story By David Chircop, Herald Writer

 

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Zippy’s Java Lounge owner Marilyn Rosenberg (center) visits with customers and friends Friday, a day before she leaves for the Mayo Clinic for treatment of a rare genetic disorder. At right, 2-year-old Elvis Rockwell covers the eyes of his mother, Ali Rockwell, entertaining Nicole Greenwald (left), Vernon Huffman, Mark Nagel and Zippy the Dalmatian.

 

This is a story about a community I’m very proud to be part of.

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EVERETT — Marilyn Rosenberg took the equity out of her house in the Riverside neighborhood to open Zippy’s Java Lounge because there were no hangouts in town that fit her free-spirited style.

She had no experience running a cafe. Family members said she was crazy for going out on a limb.

More than two years later, her business sense and heart for community have helped turn the java joint named after her purebred Dalmatian into a vibrant downtown gathering place for young students, middle-aged professionals and old hippies.

Now that an illness is forcing Rosenberg, the cafe’s sole proprietor, to take time off, a group of friends and loyal customers are volunteering to wash dishes and sweep floors to help keep the doors open.

“I’m optimistic about the future,” said Rosenberg, 43, a native of Golden Valley, Minn., a suburb five miles west of downtown Minneapolis. “I grew up believing that you can do what you want and never thinking that someone can stop you.”

It’s that can-do spirit that endears her to people like Kira Williams, owner of Insight Massage Studio and Spa on Hewitt Avenue, who is Rosenberg’s jogging partner.

“She’s a jill-of-all-trades and a great mentor,” Williams said. “I’m proud to share the street with her.”

Williams is one of about a dozen people who say they will pitch in while Rosenberg is at the Mayo Clinic undergoing treatments for a cluster of precancerous polyps, which may be an indication that she has Gardner Syndrome, a rare, life-threatening condition that runs in her family. She may have part of her colon removed, but she said she feels lucky because the abnormal growths were discovered early.

She is scheduled to leave for the world-renowned medical practice in Rochester, Minn., today.

After spending a decade selling art at Seattle’s Pike Place Market, a love of horseback riding brought Rosenberg to Snohomish County. She eventually bought a house here and an Arabian-quarter horse cross named “Mojo,” which she keeps at a stable on Ebey Island.

She’s obsessive about recycling. She has a place where people can drop off old grocery bags, and her cafe sells recycled goods, such as knit sacks a local artist has made using old plastic bags. She even keeps a worm bin to compost food scraps near a bank of computers at the rear of the shop. It doesn’t smell, she points out, and every month it produces 10 pounds of rich worm castings that she uses to fertilize her garden at home.

Rosenberg is a founding member of Green Everett, a group that focuses on environmental sustainability issues, including renewable energy and reducing waste and household pollution.

The cafe with a tall ceiling, brick walls, comfortable couches and worn wooden floors also has a lending library with a wide-ranging collection of titles such as “Courage to Create,” “Non Violent Soldier of Islam” and “The Alchemist.”

For artists who sell and display their paintings, musicians and poets who perform, and environmental activists who frequently hold meetings, Zippy’s is a place where they feel at home.

It is that connection that has compelled people to help Zippy’s stay open.

“I sweep a mean floor,” said Chad Shue, a blogger and liberal activist whose daughter is helping Rosenberg transcribe recipes. Shue’s wife bought an apron and started washing dishes at the cafe last week.

“It’s become progressive central and Marilyn is the focal point,” said Jackie Minchew, a middle school music teacher who plans, with his wife, to wash dishes at Zippy’s until Rosenberg returns.

Minchew, who ran a failed bid for Everett City Council last year, held his campaign kickoff party at Zippy’s. He has also played there with his three-piece folk guitar band the Three Chord Progressives, which includes Shue and Luis Moscoso, secretary of the state Democratic Central Committee.

Rosenberg said the outpouring of support was a surprise and has lifted a burden. One customer even offered to walk Zippy, the dog, for her.

“They almost started making lists for me,” she said. “It created a warm spot in my heart.”

Reporter David Chircop: 425-339-3429 or dchircop@heraldnet.com.

 

 

Just a Reminder

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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

Eleanor Roosevelt, ‘This Is My Story,’ 1937
US diplomat & reformer (1884 – 1962)