Nobody on this planet 

knows psychological warfare like my

Parents. 

When I was a kid and my Parents used to argue

and it was clear no one was giving in

this is how they called a winner.

The first one to convince the other

that they could get to a store

first

and buy me this toy

before the other one

and get it into my hands

WON.

No.

I never did get the toy.

Darn It.