Welcome To The Outer Limit

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I write a lot about Bruce Campbell and David Tennant– in my opinion ( and this is my blog so…) they are the only two actors worth writing about.

That is until Tom and his Best Buddy the Church of Scientology flew staight into my face and mashed against my skull like a bug on a windshield.

Okay. 

This is what I think about Tom Cruise and Scientology.

Tom Cruise- I work near a mental health clinic – they are very discreet and the people who work there are wonderful.  They are giving and kind and practical, the well being of their clients are paramount to them.

For the love of all that is good, make an appointment with them. You and that guy who stands on the corner by my bus stop and sings hyms and leaves offerings of food to the Gods Dwell In The Abandon Hotel can go together.

FYI Tom I’ve just noticed that the guys ears are bleeding so make your call them pronto- the clinic guys, not the Gods In The Hotel

And to the Scientology Attorneys who have sent Cease and Desist letters to the websites showing this video…all I can say is Homeland Security, NASA the Pentagon and a local law enforcement agency have been to my blog alone…so bring it on big boys- I will be more then glad to show my support to any provider who shows this clip.

Now here is a link to a news story – there are no pictures of men in black or the Outer Limits or Twilight Zone theme playing in the background- I’m guessing because it wouldn’t fit.

Does anyone know the theme to ” One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest”?

Click the link below to:

ABC NEWS REPORT

okay I couldn’t resist…here’s the

South Park Take On Scientology.

I Love You To Death…Really

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Click The Pic

and

Play some

Valentine Hangman.

Can’t find that mouse fast enough-

can you?

 

Pop Tarts Don’t Belong In Morgues

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Lindsay Lohan was assigned Morgue Duty so the Pop Tart can learn what happens when drunken morons ( ahem Lindsay ) get behind the wheel of a car and drive around like they are the last living creature ( or at least the only one that matters ) on the face of the earth.

But that’s not what concerns me here.

I just find this entire ” plea deal” to be  offensive.

The very thought that some actress who got busted for drunk driving could be in a position to lay eyes ( let alone hands ) on somebody’s child or mother or husband who may have ended up in the Morgue because of  drunk driver ( ahem again Lindsay ) makes my skin crawl.

And that’s no easy task- I’ve worked Funeral Home.

Those recently departed loved ones are not teaching aides for snot nosed drunks- they are human beings and deserve some dignity in death.

I doubt if Lohan understands the concept of other people…but you would think there is somebody involved with the legal system or in the entire state of California that would.