…I’ve always wanted to put those words together….just to see how they look.
Hmmm…Pretty Cool.
This is cool too- it’s from Chris at Cute With Chris
enjoy!
Month: December 2007
OMG THE ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE COMING!
Plus You Get Pizza
sometimes I find stuff on the net that i just have to share with the world
these are a few of those things
enjoy!
FBI Agents Ordering Pizza
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it’s true.
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
Agent:
- Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man:
And where would you like them delivered?
Agent:
We’re over at the psychiatric hospital.
PM:
The psychiatric hospital?
Agent:
That’s right. I’m an FBI agent.
PM:
You’re an FBI agent?
Agent:
That’s correct. Just about everybody here is.
PM:
And you’re at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent:
That’s correct. And make sure you don’t go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
PM:
And you say you’re all FBI agents?
Agent:
That’s right. How soon can you have them here?
PM:
And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent:
That’s right. We’ve been here all day and we’re starving.
PM:
How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent:
I have my checkbook right here.
PM:
And you’re all FBI agents?
Agent:
That’s right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man:
I don’t think so.
Click.
Reason #12 Why Gambling is Bad
When I was 18 I bought a lottery ticket.
It cost 1.00
I lost and I swore I’d never gamble again.
And then I broke my rule-
I made a bet with my friend- and I shouldn’t have because he always wins.
He always wins because
HE CHEATS
Anyway.
Bets a Bet.
Here’s some David Tennant Stuff.
Don’t tell Bruce
Thank You Baby Jesus
It was a rough commute to work this morning- road rage people are worse on Fridays because there aren’t as many people for them to attempt to kill on the weekends I guess.
So what could cheer me up after almost being murdered in a crosswalk by a Lexus?
I got to work and found out Kangaroo Farts could save the world.
Thank You Baby Jesus- I needed the laugh.
Tis The Season
Guess what…I did a Holiday Slideshow…click the Hearse and join the fun!
Practice
Chuck A Sickie
Hi Everybody!
This is stuff I learned while I waited to see if the storm that hit Washington State would make my toilet overflow…
First of all here some pictures of some flooding from around Mountlake Terrace, Washington…I didn’t take them- I pulled them from HERE
They look dramatic but I should say these shots are in ‘hollows’ and that the areas shown aren’t huge…but if it’s your car or apartment pictured here then it probably feels like your entire world is under water.
We didn’t get any flooding near my house- unless you count the ‘accidents’ three of my cats had because they refused to go outside to use the bathroom during the storm(s).
Well two of them had accidents-
Meet Blitzer
( he’s the third cat )
Blitzer drank water non-stop
ON PURPOSE…don’t ask me how I know, I just do.
I also learned this great expression ( as I worried about my plumbing )
To chuck a sickie:
It’s a saying they use in Australia.
It means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.
My goal is to use this phrase at least once a day for a week. I’ll let you know how it goes.
According to my post rankings ( which briefly distacted me from my Sewer Fears ) I learned that my readers- pictured below-
( oh come on…where’s your sense of humor? )
are into Alcohol, Exorcisms and Bruce Campbell…though some of you seem to be flirting with David Tennant ( traitors! )
and here’s what I learned about Politics ( which brought me straight back to thinking about my toilet ) : This Louis Black On Homeland Security… 🙂 He says it’s all about duct tape and Electro Shock Therapy. I did NOT know that.
I’ll be darned.
Warning…nasty words alert- careful where you play this!
So that was what I learned…and thanks for asking- no my toilet did not overflow.
YAY!
It’s Haka Time
A haka is a traditional dance form of the Māori of New Zealand. It is a posture dance with shouted accompaniment, performed by a group
okay, okay…here’s the read deal…enjoy!
Ahoy Bruce
The public has spoken!
This is the BEST Commerical Ever Made:
Maybe there are better commericals out there. And maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot…
The Coolest Commercial Ever Made. Period.
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Men don’t get angry when their wives fantasize about Bruce Campbell during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
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I swear, is there anything he can’t do?
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and here it is!
Irregular Bones 