Need
a boost?
Then prepare yourself you all….
C’mon
Need
a boost?
Then prepare yourself you all….
Month: October 2007
I’m Laughing On The Inside
When this book first came out, some smarty- pants at my local bookstore put it in the Self Help section.
SOME PEOPLE
Boo God!
Where have I been?
Funny One God.
Let’s Get to it, shall we?
So God, I was surfing the net for Halloween stuff and I kept running across these stories about Christians wanting to ” take Halloween back ” or asking if they should celebrate it at all.”
Here’s the short answer.
No.
Okay God?
Just in case that’s not clear enough here’s the long answer:
No! No! No!
I don’t go into church and make everybody in there read Stephen King and I don’t make the Congregation dress up like zombies or ghouls for Sunday Services and I happen to think that some of those Church songs are nice so I would never make them sing those ” Haunted Favorites ” with the sound effects in the background ( let’s face it though, I bet more people would go if ….never mind ) Okay…so tell them alright? I mean, don’t they have to listen to you? Isn’t that in the rule book Bible somewhere?
Yeah…I thought so.
Now the second thing I want to chat about are these Wonker Heads that sent me hate mail just because I believe in Human Rights.
I know they’re your children God and you love them- probably in the same way I loved that Cyclops Kitten. It was so deformed and helpless and must have been so afraid that you just couldn’t not care about it.
But Christ, could you make sure they use spell check? Like if one of these er, individuals, take the time to write me a letter and threaten me the very least you could make them do is run spell check so that the fake name those Chuckle-Heads use is spelled right.
Yeah, okay it is funny but still.
And forgive me God because in the spirit of Halloween I told someone an Urban Legend was a true story even though I knew it wasn’t.
Which one?
It was the one about the woman who goes to Mexico and after she gets back this boil on her face pops open and hundreds of baby spiders crawl out.
Hey, don’t get all Godly on me, the person I messed lost her last brain cell to bleach about 30 years ago and she always calls me ” Sen-your-eada “
She knows I don’t like her, so why she asked me about this one is weird. I’m guessing it’s because ” Sen-your-eada Ahneeeedah ” ( as she likes to call me) looks like one of them ” Mexican People ” and she probably thinks I’d know all about Mexican Infestations “
Hear My Prayer Lord….please have her ask me another….please?
And see you here next Sunday…got that…here…
Oh almost forgot….
aaaaahhhhmennn.
Happy Dance Time!
Today I scored the 2007 Halloween Pez Dispenser Collection
Whoo Hoo!
So Join Me In A Happy Dance!
Must Be Something In The Air
Over at Irregular Bones sister blog
– Anita’s Owl Creek Bridge-
this is the highest ranking story.
People sure do pick some weird stuff to read sometimes:
An Important Lesson From The Twilight Zone:
It’s one thing to speak your mind,
it’s another to commit those thoughts to paper.
That particular act has never gone by unnoticed.
Sometimes it has a cost .
The Important Thing Is
You find a way to get your story out there.
I’ve learned that from my hero Rod Serling …
full story here
Rod Serling was surely one of the most idealistic, outspoken, and iconoclastic writers of television’s Golden Age. His highly developed social conscience, his strong opinions against bigotry and prejudice, his antipathy toward network censorship, were eloquently expressed in the more than 200 teleplays he wrote and in the many interviews he gave to national newspapers and magazines- by Linda Jay Brandt
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Community meeting with the Diversity Commission of the City of Lynnwood
Recent actions by local police have damaged trust between local police and residents. For example, many residents when stopped for traffic infractions have been asked about their immigration status, and later sent to Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
When this happens, many people no longer feel safe reporting crimes or collaborating as witnesses.
The Diversity Commission will hear stories from Seattle, where residents and city officials have worked together to pass an ordinance and build relationships that are making the community safe for all residents. These examples show that trust between police and the community make the community safer and stronger.
Come and join us, and let’s work together to make Lynnwood a safe and welcoming city!
WHERE: Lynnwood Library
19200 44th Ave W
Lynnwood, WA 98036
WHEN: 6:30PM
WHERE: Wednesday, October10th
Washington Community Action Network
La Red Activa Comunitaria de Washington
220 S River St
Seattle, WA 98108
206-389-0050 x106
It’s Lilo Time!
I didn’t take this picture, but when I know this road well.
My family is from this area.
It’s in Hawaii and if you click the pic you’ll get the site the picture is listed on
Check it out and
NEXT………………….
Just a little something to get you in the mood for
The 2007 SUX Award Goes To….
The producers of ‘Desperate Housewives’ and ABC Studios
Come on down you little racists you and accept your award on behalf of members of the Hitler Youth everywhere.
By taking a stand and declaring that Medical Workers from the Philippines are inferior, – your voice- which resonates in homes all across the United States, will insure that Americans will be safe from the hands of individuals who come to our country and provide important services to our
sick
our poor
our tired
and our huddled masses.
Good Job
and we know you probably have a rally to attend in a field somewhere so grab your white hoods at the door and keep up the SUX work that you do so well
The I.B. Staff
NB
So There!
Irregular Bones 