Go Into The Night Sweet Prince

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

aka

Insanity Jones

left this world and headed to the next

at 9:40 this morning.

He died at home held by his companion

Anita Marie

aka

“Mommy”

he got to say goodbye this morning to

” Luis “

aka

” Papa “

He was

 surrounded

by his brothers

Darwin, Blitzer, and Micey

( from the Feline clan )

and his sisters

Domino and Cerebus

( the Canine clan )

All I can say is,

 Wolfgang made my life shine

and my heart beat a little stronger-

I can’t say I’ll miss him

because he will always be

with me.

amm

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July 1991-

October 17, 2007

Jeremy Bentham’s Head Fell Off

Jeremy Bentham was an interesting guy who advocated for things like equal rights for women and the abolition of slavery.

 Jeremy Bentham also had written into his Will that his body be preserved, stored in a cabinet and brought out for special board meetings.

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Then one day his head, which was not preserved well…fell off. So they made a wax one and stuck his real head between his feet ( see picture above) .

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Jeremy Bentham’s Head

I’m sorry to say I couldn’t have made this stuff up.

God, I wish I had.

 

Jeremy Bentham (26 February [O.S. 15 February 15] 1748) – June 6, 1832) was an English jurist, philosopher, and legal and social reformer. He was a political radical and a leading theorist in Anglo-American philosophy of law. He is best known as an early advocate of utilitarianism and fair treatment of animals who influenced the development of liberalism.

I.B. NEWS FLASH!

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COMING 

Fall 2007

ON

DVD

‘My Name Is Bruce’

B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.

! and I was excited about Bumbo 3 being released !

An I.B.News Flash!It’s BUMBO 3!

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OH YES

OH YES

OH YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Here it is at  last!

THE LONG AWAITED RELEASE OF

 READY SET BUMBO

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( there’s a site to visit as well-! so go here after the film )

 

 

God and The Daily Show Effect

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Hi God,

Something Strange and Mysterious has happened

and I’m

chalking it up to  your

Godly Powers.

Either that or you’re drinking again….

but we’ll get to that later.

Anyway, here’s the skinny: 

Over the last few weeks Irregular Bones has gone from an

on-line

 journal

where I write about my cats and my friends and family and head hunters and civil rights and

homeless people and what my bus rides to and from work are like

and my hero worship of Rod Serling and Bruce Campbell

to

a

NEWS SOURCE.

I kid you not.

So being that I’m trying to get on your good side

( well, at least on Sundays )

I’m prepared to answer your Call:

I have a half a pound of Pez on hand at all times

 an endless supply of Jolt cola

a weird sense of humor

and Google at my finger tips.

I am SO going to have fun with this.

Thanks for the Call God,

it’s a good one.

Oh and between me and you

I don’t care what anyone says

YOU ARE FUNNY.

See Ya Next Sunday….

ahhhhmennnnn.

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No Post Day

 

Pussy cat, pussy cat,

Where have you been?

I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.

Pussy cat, pussy cat,

What did you do there?

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That’s for me to know

and for you

to wonder about!

 

 

 

 

Direct Flights from Strange and Unusual To Mainstream…

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I hate it when stuff goes mainstream- 

Today I went to a ” weird news stories ” site and they have this column where weird stories are happening so often that they’re no longer considered strange OR unusual…

so another one  bites the dust-

DARN!

 

The category of stories of people keeping deceased relatives’ bodies around, based either on fear of losing the relationships or a psychotic belief that the deceased will regenerate (or sometimes, to conceal the death so that government checks keep coming), has been retired.

 A funeral parlor in London told The Times in September that it was finally time to bury Annie Lamas, who died 10 years ago but whose body has been kept in the parlor’s cold storage unit by her two adult daughters, who visit almost weekly to chat with her and touch her up. Elder daughter Josephine, 59, was said to make sure Mom’s lipstick is fresh (on a body that has wasted to the point of leathery skin stretched over bones) and place fresh padding on Mom’s stomach cavity. [The Times (London), 9-6-07]

An Alien Observation

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Do you know what I think is funny?

I think it’s funny when people with voice and power

demand

that

the very people they’ve silenced

 speak for them….

It’s just a thing that seems to happen every

once and awhile.

amm

 

Consider The Twilight Zone

It was much more then it appeared to be.

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( below is a link to a great NPR interview with Marc Zicree, author )

Weekend Edition Saturday, October 2, 1999 · Scott speaks with Marc Zicree, author of The Twilight Zone Companion, about the sensibility and significance of the landmark television series, which made its debut 40 years ago this weekend. The program, which ran from 1959-64, was created and hosted by Rod Serling, and has been in syndication ever since.

 

Guess What This Is?

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WRONG!

It’s a CAKE!

It’s Kitty Litter Cake and I got the Recipe and Picture from

Spooky Times

So give it a try….it’s YUMMY.

Ingredients:

1 German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 NEW kitty litter pan
1 NEW plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 NEW Pooper Scooper

Directions:

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using 5. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don’t want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.) Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

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