Hi God,
Something Strange and Mysterious has happened
and I’m
chalking it up to your
Godly Powers.
Either that or you’re drinking again….
but we’ll get to that later.
Anyway, here’s the skinny:
Over the last few weeks Irregular Bones has gone from an
on-line
journal
where I write about my cats and my friends and family and head hunters and civil rights and
homeless people and what my bus rides to and from work are like
and my hero worship of Rod Serling and Bruce Campbell
to
a
NEWS SOURCE.
I kid you not.
So being that I’m trying to get on your good side
( well, at least on Sundays )
I’m prepared to answer your Call:
I have a half a pound of Pez on hand at all times
an endless supply of Jolt cola
a weird sense of humor
and Google at my finger tips.
I am SO going to have fun with this.
Thanks for the Call God,
it’s a good one.
Oh and between me and you
I don’t care what anyone says
YOU ARE FUNNY.
See Ya Next Sunday….
ahhhhmennnnn.
Irregular Bones 
What? Did I miss something? How are you a news source? Are you, like, listed on The Drudge Report or something? Tell, tell.
HA
Nothing as classy as that 🙂 – let’s just say that holding certain jobs does not require a lot of common sense.
But I am flattered to have been mistaken for a journalist- I THINK I should be flattered.
amm
I love that lulz kitty it cracks me up everytime I see it.
I like it because that’s what Insanity looked like when he was a kitten.
Hey there Max!
[Notice I made sure to visit before the sun went down today.]
Hi Max,
Yeah….I noticed.
I’m going to go pick on my Sister.
If you don’t see anything up for a few days
Send Help.
Lots and Lots of HELP
Insanity and I are on it. Do not forget your indelible marker.
Hurray!
Daily Show. You too, huh?
Yeah Kitty- I think Our Big Cheese in The Heaven is running out of ideas.
amm