Halloween- Urban Style

On Halloween Night we used to love to do things like test drive Mortality.

Here’s how we did it:

 

Blood Mary

You know that legend about Bloody Mary? You’re supposed to stand in front of a mirror, in the dark ( well, use some candles I mean- duh- if you can’t see what’s going on you’re out of luck ) and chant the name ” Bloody Mary ” three times- then she comes out of the mirror and kills you.

I’m not sure how she does it- though I’m guessing sharp objects are involved.

I think the idea is to get somebody you don’t like to do this- but I could be wrong.

We tried it- doesn’t work

but it was fun.

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The Girl At The Side Of the Road

Every Halloween some Dead Prom Queen is supposed to be on some road waiting for somebody to give her a ride home

 From what I understand this story involves a girl who dies in a car accident on her way home from the Prom and somebody will pick her up and drive her home and when they get there they turn to the back seat and she’s gone and her parents come out to tell you her sad story.

We went looking for her too- but we decided if we found her we’d make her go ” Shoulder Tapping ” with us.

Shoulder tapping is what we called it back in the 70’s when you’d hang around in front of the 7-11 and try to get people to buy beer for you- which shows you how smart we were- we always did it in our neighborhood so we were always sober by the end of the night.

And we didn’t see a ghost either.

Darn.

 

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Thirteen Steps To Hell

We have at least two cemeteries here in Washington with stories about how in one crypt or in one grave there are Thirteen Steps Leading to Hell. The Doorway to the steps is guarded by a Witch who will give you the Second Sight if you sell your Soul to the Devil who is waiting for you at the bottom of the 13 Steps to finalize the deal.

To bad the Sight doesn’t kick in before you get to the Bottom of The 13 Steps.

 Then You’d see clear as day that the Devil takes you to Hell and if your plan was to rule the world with your Powers-  you are so going to be disappointed- toasty- but very disappointed.

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Message From The Beyond

Everyone goofs off with a Ouji Board on Halloween.

Everyone knows those things are demonic.

Everyone doesn’t get together three or so  friends, agree on a phone number

as the ‘message’

let their inncoent bystander ( and former ) friends call it

only to let them learn they’re dialing

the intake desk at a local Mental Hospital.

Hey, it’s funny-and like I said you shouldn’t mess with those things…

and on Halloween of all Nights.

Dingbats.

 

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To end this up let me remind you: 

Life is short-

Enjoy Halloween and all the

rest of the year too

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Stop A Head !

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It’s Odd, It’s Macabre

it’s NEWS  Halloween Style… 

Traffic stop yields embalmed heads

you just can’t improve a story like this:

from: http://www.dallasnews.com/

Tue Oct 30, 6:04 PM ET

A traffic stop in Texas yielded about two dozen embalmed heads. But it’s no Halloween joke. Investigators said the human heads had been used for medical training in the Fort Worth area and were being returned to Little Rock, Arkansas.

Hunt County Justice of the Peace Aaron Williams was summoned during a traffic stop Sunday in Royse City after a trucker was suspected of speeding.

“This is in the top five of the strangest things maybe the strangest that I’ve ever encountered,” Williams told The Dallas Morning News on Monday.

The wrapped-in-plastic heads were found in the trailer. The driver couldn’t immediately locate the documentation. The trucker and his cargo were later allowed to proceed after the paperwork was faxed to him.

The name of the company wasn’t immediately released.

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ROVER’S REVENGE 

I WILL NOT LAUGH I WILL NOT LAUG HAHAHAHA!!!!

Dogs shoot man on hunting trip

Mon Oct 29, 2:52 PM ET

A pack of hunting dogs shot an Iowa man as he went to retrieve a fallen pheasant, authorities said.

James Harris, 37, was shot in the leg while hunting with some friends on Saturday afternoon.

The group shot a bird which landed on the other side of a fence, the Iowa Department of Natural Resource said in a press release.

“Harris reportedly went to retrieve the bird, placed his gun on the ground and crossed the fence near the muzzle end,” the press release said.

“When he crossed the fence, hunting dogs stepped on the gun, which discharged and struck Harris in the left calf at a distance of roughly three feet.”

Harris was treated at a regional medical center and later transported by helicopter to an Iowa City hospital.

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Did You See That?

Just doing my part to spread the Halloween joy…

 Here are some treats to get you in the Halloween Spirit

! enjoy !

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For some Devilish Delights ( and I DO MEAN Devilish Delights)

 visit

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The Hungry Ghost

He says it’s all about Pies, but for real Tony loves that spooky stuff so check him out at Tales at Twilight

I AM NOT WORTHY I AM NOT WORTHY visit my heroes Mark and Mark at Weird New Jersey –they so rule.

And to get that little chill- you know the one that runs up and

down your spine just as the lights go off…

read Max’s Ghost Story

Want to see something really strange? Then vist the West Midland Ghost Club in the U.K. ….

or you could stay local like me and hang ( ha ) with the crew from A.P.A.R.T

ONE MORE DAY!

NOW GO FORTH AND HALLOWEEN….

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Put Your Hands Up and Step Away From The Jack-O-Lantern

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Okay God,

I know it’s Sunday, I know it’s time for God Chat but this is serious God and being that you’re in charge of everything I expect that you will have an interest in this.

Yeah, Yeah- I know it’s Saturday but tough it’s Sunday somewhere PLUS Halloween is just days away so we have to settle this NOW.

First of all

I know Global Warming is bad…it’s a sin and the irony that Earth will end up looking like Hell for what we’re doing to it is not lost on me.

but God…God Damn…A Green Halloween?

Healthy snacks? Experience Nature? Linen and dinnerware from The Pottery Barn?

This isn’t  Halloween- this is the way they celebrate Halloween at an Old Folks Home-and guess what- most of the old people I KNOW would be laughing so hard at this lame idea that  they’d wet their Depends.

And then to make it worse…this Green Halloween group wants a sugar free Halloween…good thing one of the “leaders” has a site you can go to so that you can buy stuff ( impress me…give it away )

Which brings me to this.

Lizzie Borden

Today I read about this Lizzie Borden Halloween Prop that costs THOUSANDS of dollars.

She swings an Ax up and down.

When I was a kid this family had a Haunted House set up in their basement and the Dad used to dress up like Lizzie and chase people around with an ax and he’d be screaming ” Forty Wacks! Forty Wacks for you all! “

and we’d be screaming for Jesus and our Moms.

God, it was pretty darn great and I’ll bet the entire thing didn’t cost thousands of dollars.

and the results?

Priceless.

So God, do us a favor.

Show these Heathens the light.

Halloween is all about life and death

It’s all about celebrating the things we can touch and feel and taste and smell.

It’s about not being afraid of the dark and the things that hide there.

It’s about having one night where you don’t have to whistle

as you walk by a cemetery- you can perform a full on Aria.

On this one night you don’t have to be afraid of things that go bump in the night because you can BECOME that thing that goes bump in the night

For just one night.

That is not asking for to much, is it God?

So I’ll see you Halloween Night- I’ll be the one with the mask on

( har har )

and

ahhhmeeennnnn

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In A Little Town North Of Seattle

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I tried to explain to the guy on the bus that Lynnwood is all about shopping malls and Ford Explorers and Soccer Moms and Hockey Dads.

But he wasn’t having it.

He said Lynnwood is all about Power and Corruption and Crooked Cops and dames with big hair and blue eye shadow.

What’s this Coffee Swillin’ chump know I thought to myself?

He’s from Seattle and as far as he knows there’s nothing North of Seattle except for the Wilds of Canada and Lumber Jacks named Swede and one- eyed grizzly bears with attitude problems.

Coffee Boy smiled wished me well and got off at his stop

And then I saw this story staring up at me from the paper he left behind and I thought to myself

He may be right…. 

I.B.

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FBI seizes handgun, cash in Lynnwood police investigation

Seattle Times staff reporter

The FBI has seized a handgun that was reported missing from the Lynnwood Police Department’s evidence room as well as cash during a search this week of the home of a deputy chief under investigation for theft, according to court documents.

A search-warrant return filed in U.S. District Court on Thursday says FBI agents seized money, a .38-caliber revolver, financial records, shredded documents, police paperwork and pipes, powder and a scale from the Everett home of Deputy Chief Paul Watkins.

The serial numbers on the revolver match those of a handgun that was among evidence checked out from Snohomish County Prosecutor’s Office by Watkins in 2002, according to the FBI. The evidence package also contained more than $14,000 cash and two grams of cocaine, the search warrant application alleges.

The amount of cash seized from Watkins’ home is not included on the search-warrant return, which is an accounting of items taken during the search.

The search warrant alleges that Watkins told the Police Department’s evidence officers that he would release the money to its rightful owners, but no paperwork tracking the money was ever completed and no receipts were found.

The evidence had been originally seized by Lynnwood police during a 1996 drug bust, the search warrant alleges.

Watkins, 50, has been placed on paid administrative leave. Evidence against the longtime Lynnwood officer is now being presented to a grand jury, according to a source. No criminal charges have been filed.

Watkins could not be reached for comment. The Lynnwood Police Department has declined to comment.

According to court documents, Watkins served as the department’s commander of the Investigations Division from 2001 to 2004 where he oversaw property seized from criminal suspects. During that period, Watkins flouted department policy by having officers turn over directly to him cash that had been seized by police and was due to be returned to its original owners, the search warrant alleges.

When asked about the missing package in May, Watkins said he recalled bringing the package of cash, handguns and cocaine from the prosecutor’s office to the evidence room at the department, but said he failed to log it in properly.

The search warrant also details six additional instances between 2001 and 2005 in which Watkins allegedly kept seized cash that he was supposed to return to its owners.

According to the search warrant, the FBI was asked by Lynnwood police to investigate Watkins after an internal audit showed that cash released to him between 2001 and 2005 could not be accounted for.

The search warrant also says that Watkins and his wife have filed for bankruptcy four times in recent years and that on several occasions Watkins made cash deposits to his bank account on the same days that he claimed to have returned seized funds.

 

 

 

 

Legend Of The Tommy Knockers

from Teller Colorado History 

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They ( the Miners ) believed that while working down in a mine the ghosts or spirits of dead miners who had been killed in mines would come to claim their souls. 

When all was quiet down in the mine shaft sometimes the miners would hear a taping, the sound of a pick hitting rock. 

 This was the sound of a Tommy Knocker and many, many times when this sound was heard there would soon be a cave in of the mine and many miners lost their lives this way. 

Therefore, when the miners heard this sound those who believed in the Tommy Knockers would run from the mine and would not return to work in it again. 

consider this: what it would feel like if you woke up one night and heard that sound coming from under your bed.

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for more tales of the Macabre

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anita’s owl creek bridge

 

Do You Believe?

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People debate it all of the time- with themselves, with each other and I think it’s a waste of time. 

Ghosts are for real…and if they aren’t they should be because when it comes right down to it, we all need a good story now and then.

And  good stories make for good times.

So read this article and remember…it’s FIVE MORE DAYS!

and that cool breath of air on your neck.

it’s just me…

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That’s the spirit: Belief in ghosts high

By ALAN FRAM and TREVOR TOMPSON, Associated Press

Those things that go bump in the night? About one-third of people believe they could be ghosts.

And nearly one out of four, 23 percent, say they’ve actually seen a ghost or felt its presence, finds a pre-Halloween poll by The Associated Press and Ipsos.

One is Misty Conrad, who says she fled her rented home in Syracuse, Ind., after her daughter began talking to an unseen girl named Nicole and neighbors said children had been murdered in the house. That was after the TV and lights began flicking on at night.

“It kind of creeped you out,” Conrad, 40, of Hampton, Va., recalled this week. “I needed to get us out.”

About one out of five people, 19 percent, say they accept the existence of spells or witchcraft. Nearly half, 48 percent, believe in extrasensory perception, or ESP.

The most likely candidates for ghostly visits include single people, Catholics and those who never attend religious services. By 31 percent to 18 percent, more liberals than conservatives report seeing a specter.

Those who dismissed the existence of ghosts include Morris Swadener, 66, a Navy retiree from Kingston, Wash.

He says he shot one with his rifle when he was a child.

“I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a white ghost in my closet,” he said. “I discovered I’d put a hole in my brand new white shirt. My mother and father were not amused.”

Three in 10 have awakened sensing a strange presence in the room. For whatever it says about matrimony, singles are more likely than married people to say so.

Fourteen percent — mostly men and lower-income people — say they have seen a UFO. Among them is Danny Eskanos, 44, an attorney in Palm Harbor, Fla., who says as a Colorado teenager he watched a bright light dart across the sky, making abrupt stops and turns.

“I knew a little about airplanes and helicopters, and it was not that,” he said. “It’s one of those things that sticks in your mind.”

Spells and witchcraft are more readily believed by urban dwellers, minorities and lower-earning people. Those who find credibility in ESP are more likely to be better educated and white — 51 percent of college graduates compared to 37 percent with a high school diploma or less, about the same proportion by which white believers outnumber minorities.

Overall, the 48 percent who accept ESP is less than the 66 percent who gave that answer to a similar 1996 Newsweek question.

One in five say they are at least somewhat superstitious, with young men, minorities, and the less educated more likely to go out of their way to seek luck. Twenty-six percent of urban residents — twice the rate of those from rural areas — said they are superstitious, while single men were more superstitious than unmarried women, 31 percent to 17 percent.

The most admitted-to superstition, by 17 percent, was finding a four-leaf clover. Thirteen percent dread walking under a ladder or the groom seeing his bride before their wedding, while slightly smaller numbers named black cats, breaking mirrors, opening umbrellas indoors, Friday the 13th or the number 13.

Generally, women were more superstitious than men about four-leaf clovers, breaking mirrors or grooms prematurely seeing brides. Democrats were more superstitious than Republicans over opening umbrellas indoors, while liberals were more superstitious than conservatives over four-leaf clovers, grooms seeing brides and umbrellas.

Then there’s Jack Van Geldern, a computer programmer from Riverside, Conn. Now 51, Van Geldern is among the 5 percent who say they have seen a monster in the closet — or in his case, a monster’s face he spotted on the wall of his room as a child.

“It was so terrifying I couldn’t move,” he said. “Needless to say I survived the event and never saw it again.”

The poll, conducted Oct. 16-18, involved telephone interviews with 1,013 adults and had a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.

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AP News Survey Specialist Dennis Junius contributed to this report.

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