Month: September 2007

I.B Tells Kucinich Fans To Go SUX Themselves.

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THIS IS AN I.B. SPECIAL SUX REPORT 

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I know this person who considers herself to be the ” Progressive Movement ” made flesh.

She protests against the War, ” Cooperate Personhood ” and Voting Machines. She weeps copious tears everytime we start talking about ” women’s issues ” and she has also told me that she thinks that the ” Progressives ” need to focus on getting Kucinich elected President and that I have to stop practicing ” Identity Politics ” and ” support something that’s good for ALL OF US.”

That means I have to pretend to be white so that she can pretend that race isn’t an issue in Politics, in our Community or anywhere on the Planet Earth.

All I can say is-

She can go SUX it.

This was Today’s I.B. SUX Report

The ICE Man Cometh!

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ICE agents set up at least two checkpoints on  streets in Lynwood last night around 11pm.

They arrested at least 6 Latino  men.

Legal observers spotted white vans unmarked at the Lynwood Police
Department (this coincides with the reports we have from witnesses). We are
going to continue with our plans to monitor in Lynwood in the mornings the
next couple days but now at mainly at the Police Department.

( from an action alert )

Before I left for work this morning I checked my wallet to make sure I had a copy of my Social Security Card, a pay stub and a copy of my birth certificate.

Why?

Beause the ICE Men are staying at the Hotel down the street from where I live and I look Latina- I’m Filipina but I figure to these guys we all look the same.

And then I thought…you know what, bite me.

Bite my multicultural backside

And I left it all at home.

Bastards.

Say What?

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What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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40% General American English

25% Yankee

15% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Midwestern

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A Sudden Cold Front Hits Lynnwood, WA

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someone in Lynnwood 

Washington

is

having a party and they’re bringing

The I.C.E 

From Lynnwood, Washington

50 ICE agents with uniforms  and luggage checked in early this morning at Embassy Suites Hotel in Lynnwood. They came with 1 bus and 3 vans.
This is our plan of action:

1. we want Lynnwood residents to know there are ICE agents in their community

2. based in our experience, we expect that a raid might happen

3. based in our experience we ask community to be vigilant and safe from ICE activity

4. fear in the community is based on ICE well known targeted racial profiling raids

5. key community members and organizations are ready to support and educate the larger community about their rights, – distributing know your rights materials; legal observers are on site to record ICE activity; organizations are doing outreach to the mainstream media; organizations are trying to set up legal help

6. We want raids and detentions to stop. Raids are an outrage and are hurting our community.

Gone Hunting

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Oh hi…thanks for stopping by

sorry I’m not here right now

but I’m out hunting up some stories

See you Friday

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Insanity Bites

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Today I had to give my cat fluids through an IV for the first time.

It’s no big deal…or so I thought- I used to be a Mortician I can do the needle and fluid thing right?

Sure.

The problem is I wasn’t fast enough to set up and my cat, Wolfie (aka Insanity Jones) got mad and just for fun he tried to take out my dog’s eye when Cerbie popped her head up on the table to see what was going on.  

By the way if you’d like know how to unhook a cat’s claw from a dog’s face while he has a needle stuck between his shoulder blades let me know.

Oh and the needle actually popped out at one point and at least it was water and not embalming fluid that got all over us so it was no harm done.

But we got through it.

Later, as I was putting everything away I was feeling proud of myself and Insanity looked better almost right away and I’m about to go to the bathroom mirror and kiss my own reflection for a job well done when this awful pain shoots right up the back of my left leg and my right eye starts to water and I think I’m having a heart attack or something.

But don’t worry…the pain was caused by Insanity’s teeth which were briefly attached to Achilles tendon.

I showed him the needle and he let go.

Man- whatever it is that I pay my Cat’s Doctor -it is not enough.

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Paid Personal Leave

/ Anita Marie / 4 Comments

God I have one question before I start with our Sunday Chat:

Did you take some PPL time and turn management over to an Intern or did you outsource to Hell or what?

Just put that lightning bolt down Hoss and I’ll explain myself:

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Hi God

These were the things that caused me to question your judgement skills this week-

One drunk guy caused a series of three seperate accidents on I-5 down in Tacoma and it shut all the southbound lanes.

ALL OF THEM.

I mean I don’t know who is in charge of I-5 but it’s a safe bet to say it ain’t you O Lord Of The Heavens.

And then of course there’s these two Transgender guys that were kicked out of a Mall in Downtown Seattle for using the wrong restroom

In protest people attending the Gender Odyssey Conference held a

Pee In.

No I’m not kidding and No I couldn’t have phrased that differently.

So tell me Supreme Commander

did you inspire the Pee-In?

Yeah, well, actually I do know the answer to that one.

And then here in my very own home town of Mountlake Terrace one of our City Council Members took out a restraining order against another of our City Council Members.

It has something to do with trees and intimadation.

I wished to you I was kidding but I’m not.

So look God the next time you decided to take a few days off

don’t leave anybody in charge.

By the time you get back we’ll all be on our knees down here

thanking you for being there.

See you WAY LATER ( I hope )

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 I mean

Amen.