Hi God

Sorry I wasn’t here to take your call but leave a message at the beep and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

 Hi Anita

You’re not funny. Call me back.

God, you have no one to blame but yourself for that.

Anita, this is your Lord God

I expect you to obey my commands.

Call me.

Hi again God

My Cat expects the same thing, but I just lock him in my work room with food and water and put him on ignore mode.

He also goes to the bathroom right in front of the door, think about it.

Return my call- I mean it.

God damn, You’d really pee on my floor?

Maybe I need to remind you, I flooded the world. Start Praying.

WELL FINE!

Here’s it is My Lord God

 …..

if you think that a Pee Threat

is going to get to me

try again

See you next Sunday

and

ahhhhhmennnnn