this is an I.B. Special

SUX TO BE YOU REPORT

 

When I was in the fourth grade I laughed at a kid who tripped in the lunch line.

My teacher decided to make an example out of me and I had to write on the blackboard 500 times

” I will not laugh at the misfortune of others. “

I learned my lesson….and I ignored Darren ( who I blamed for the ‘blackboard incident ) until one day he and his  Mom show up at my front door and Darren is all emotional and hurt because

” Anita won’t talk to me anymore and I don’t know why “

Over 30 years later and I still have to pay attention to Darren.

But that’s another story.

Today I laughed at the misfortune of another person…and I laughed so much I’ll be standing at that blackboard until the Flying Monkeys come home….

go on read this true story and you’ll see why.

The owner of the Psychic Experiences shop says she had a feeling something bad was about to happen to the signs outside her store. Monday night, an arsonist set fire to signs that said “Tarot card reading — $20” and “Open.”

Police said they have no suspects. Evans said she doesn’t, either.

i will not laugh at the misfortunes of others…

but this time I think I will

Sorry Mr Olson- you Blackboard Fascist