It’s the Law Baby

Deal with it.

this is a special report from the I.B. Staff

Our lawmakers here in Washington State have declared that we honor the following:

See this Onion?

It’s called a Walla Walla Sweet Onion.

Don’t mess with it.

It’s got friends in high places in the Washington State Government.

That’s more then I can say for myself and I pay taxes.

Plus I vote.

Now take a good look at this little frog.

It’s called

A Pacific Chorus Frog.

It’s our official State Amphibian.

It’s only 5 centimeters long

the males are smaller then the females

and their toes are sticky.

Round these parts we call our friend

The Honorable

Pseudacris Regilla

Don’t laugh.

A Paper in Oregon thought what we did was Cool.

God.

And this is our Official State Ship

The Lady Washington

Actually, this is a good one.

She’s been in the movies

she’s a celebrity

and she’s never forgotten to wear her underwear

We’re proud of her round the old Puget Sound.

Darn Proud.