The last time I was involved in a fight during a sports game I was 10 and the person I fought  was a girl named Heidi.

Heidi The Tetherball Champ.

 I had just beaten our Reigning Champ and boy was she mad.

Actually psychotic is a more accurate description of Heidi that afternoon.

Anyway, at some point after I was called the winner (I may have been dancing…. I may have been singing, I don’t remember) she took the ball, beaned me with it and then tried to choke me with the tetherball rope and I AM NOT KIDDING.

What followed on my part wasn’t considered self-defense so I had to spend the next two days in the library during recess.

So look what happens today at a Seattle Mariners baseball game. 

Benches cleared during M’s game scuffle 

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) – Jason Ellison stood up for a teammate. Miguel Batista took one for the team. And Ichiro Suzuki? All he could do was laugh about his role in a benches-clearing shoving match.

I’m a Mariners Fan and all I can say is…way to take it for the team Batista- and Ellision…way to be there Ellison because that other guy pulled a sissy stunt that Heidi The Tether Ball Psycho wouldn’t have stooped to. 

She tried to brain me….yes, she tried to hang me from the teatherball pole…yes.

To her credit at least Heidi The Tetherball Psycho didn’t push me like…

a little girl.

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