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Tuesday is Inspiration Day ( it’s my blog and I say so…that’s why ) so here we go-

This is someone who inspires me-

Enjoy!

They’ll Get You and Your Little Brain Too

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Last Summer I was listening to a news story on the radio about the grand and glorious day when human and machines will be one.

The Computer Guy telling this story sounded like a Minister at one of those Tent Revival meetings that they air TV either really late at night or super early in the morning He was preaching fire and brimstone and all the bad things that will happen to those who don’t ‘walk the path’

The world was an imperfect place and this man wanted to ‘improve it’ before it was to late.

Okay, I made that part up- but the thing of it is this Computer Guy intrigued me because the only other people I’ve seen who are that afraid of the world  live in cabins out in the woods where there are no roads or sewer systems and their little babies wear camouflage sleepers and  they have bomb-shelters in their backyards.

They don’t think the world could end- they think it SHOULD end.

Of course after it ends there’s a plan…there’s always a plan.

And guess who has it?

Computer Guy says that one day they’ll be able to implant a chip in your head and that they can load programs right into it- you’ll never have to go to school and learn to be a Teacher or a Carpenter – or an Accountant.

You’ll just be ‘written’.

So how do you ‘write’ a brain to create a Count Dracula or Dr. Phibes? How do you program it to accept and develop ideas like those little wind-up toys that everyone has at their desks at school or work?

Who the hell will be programmed to design Pez Guns?

That’s what I thought- there is no plan for that sort of person to be ‘brought forward.’

I hope Computer Guy turns into ” I think I better Shut My Mouth Guy ” before he ‘deletes’ the people who make the world an interesting place to live in.

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Welcome To Roswell…

 

They’re having a party in Roswell

and in Roswell

when they say everybody  is welcome

….they mean EVERYBODY

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Click HERE to see the

Official Photo Logue!

 

Click  here To Reach

The official site

of

THE AMAZING ROSWELL UFO FESTIVAL 

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LASER TAG/ALIEN AUTOPSY 

 

 

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ALIEN ADULT DODGEBALL

TOURNAMENT

 

Most Important of all

 you’ll have the chance to defend the honor of your Planet

 at

The Alien Costume Contest

 (GO EARTHLINGS! )

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It’s not just a

 FESTIVAL

it’s going to be an adventure

Give Till It Hurts

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I take the bus to and from work- and I would like to say I do it because I care about the envirorment. Okay I do- but the plus side to expressing my love and support of nature is  that I can look into all the cars I want.

Then I can make up my own polls.

Like I’ve done how many nose pickers in NEW cars can I count in 10 minutes? How many people are reading books ( and driving at the same time ) and then I write it all down.

And sometimes I get bonus shots- like I’ve seen people putting on makeup and shaving and changing their clothes.

And sometimes I see things that just stun me.

I watched this guy chase another car down the free way- and the car he was chasing did the right thing. They didn’t react or yell back or slam their brakes.

So this guy- who’s driving this Lexus and wearing a suit pulls up alongside this car and it’s ” you mother^%%$ this and you ass$##@ that and he’s making these obscene gestures and then he holds his hand up like he’s holding a gun and he’s pretending to shoot into the other car.

And the only person in the car that’s looking is this little girl in a car seat.

I wonder about her, like will she remember this guy who mimed holding a gun at her and pulling the trigger? Was she scared? What could possess a grown man to do something like that to a little girl in car seat?

I guess I’ll wonder about that for a very long time.

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My Grave Thoughts

Just some bits and pieces I have laying around

in my

 Macabre Notebook:

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Here lies

Ezekial Aikle

Age 102

The Good

Die Young.

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The children of Israel wanted bread

And the Lord sent them manna,

Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,

And the Devil sent him Anna.

 

I wish I had made this story up-

it would have made me

famous

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Gravediggers held BBQ in cemetery

Gravediggers in a Belgian city have been criticised for holding a barbecue party in a cemetery.

It follows a complaint from a couple who visited the cemetery at Merksem, Antwerp, to visit the grave of their son.

François and Magda Boljau were shocked to find the gravediggers holding a party in a shed at the cemetery, reports Het Nieuwsblad.

Mrs Bolijau said: “It was happening only 15 metres from his grave. The music of ‘Sex bomb, sex bomb’ was coming very loud from the loudspeakers.

“Children were playing between the graves. I couldn’t stand it and ran away in tears.”

Alderman Erwin Pairon, who is responsible for Antwerp’s cemeteries, said he was very annoyed with the gravediggers.

The gravediggers insisted they held a party every year in the same shed and that nobody had complained before.

But Alderman Pairon said: “Next year, they have to move. I understand it is very upsetting for the parents to have to listen to a party when they came to mourn.”

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In a fight I’d have to say  

Lizzie Borden

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Would have kicked

Jack The Ripper‘s

butt

up

one side of the street

and down 

the other. 

 

Eight Little Things…

My friend Max tagged me-  I was suppose to come up with eight little random facts …. and being that this is MY blog I decided to go ahead and do eight random facts about memememememememe!

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1. When I was a mortician’s apprentice I got seriously addicted to PEZ candy.

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2. I have a morbid fear of electricity

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3.  I  think Reality TV is Satan’s Vomit.

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4.  I’ve written stories about ghosts that I’ve seen and  about weird places that I’ve been too and really odd people I’ve met and then I make it sound like fiction.

 I’m such a coward.

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5. I think it’s great when my husband does political work because all of the sudden the same ISP from our area shows up and SOMEONE crawls through my entire blog page by page and my stats go through the roof.

 My own Mother won’t take the time to do that- Hell I don’t even do that!

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6. My favorite color is red but I tell people it’s pink. It’s so sweet when their faces scrunch up and they say, ” Pink? Really? “

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7. When my Sister was 5 and I was 8 she had a dream that her Baby Alive Doll came to life and tried to kill her. So she put Baby Alive in her closet and buried her under a bunch of clothes. Every night I’d go into her closet and take Baby Alive out and sit her on the foot of my Sister’s bed. I’m so grateful that after years of ME my Sister will admitt to people we’re actually related.

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8.

I think Jack The Ripper was a woman.

Actually….I just like to say that because it stresses people out.

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Home Is Where The Heart Is

My Very Own Story about a house, a man and

a dream nightmare….

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Back along on Deception Road is a little farmhouse that no one lives in.

After the house was built and then put up for sale the orchard out back died, the little vegetable garden died and all of the pumpkins and squashes and tomatoes rotted right on their vines.

Even the flowers in the window boxes shriveled up and turned to dust within a day or so after they were set out and all the little farmhouse could do was slam its doors open and shut and make the clock in its kitchen strike twelve over and over again.

The man who built the farmhouse, Travis Janosik, use to stand out at the road and wonder what the hell was going on in there, why was it that nothing could live near that place without giving up the ghost.

There was nothing about Travis that would make you say, ‘you know that killer house? The one on Deception Road? It was built by Travis Janosik” and the person you would be talking to wouldn’t reply, “ Well of course it was a strange house. Look who built it.”

No, the house turned bad all by itself and this bothered no one more then Travis. What bothered him most of all  happened when the house was two years old.

That’s when someone actually bought it and moved in.

The ‘someones’ who bought the farmhouse were the Korbar Family.

Travis use to drive out to Deception Road and park across the way from the Farmhouse and watch it. He’d see Darius Korbar working the vegetable garden or see him sitting on the porch with one of the many children he and Mrs. Korbar had and they acted like any other family living in those hills.

Unless of course you really watched them the way Travis did.

At first he had no interest in the Korbar family. His interest was in that house and what it was up to now. It didn’t have to settle for killing plants and the odd field animal that got to close to its walls. Now it had the Korbar children who scuttled around the property in their ill-fitting clothes.

At least that’s how it looked but then Travis realized it wasn’t the clothes that didn’t fit right, it was the bodies inside the clothes that weren’t right.

The children’s heads were to large for their small bodies and their hands and feet didn’t seem to be the same size and when they talked Travis felt the hair rising up on his arms and the back of his neck and that’s when he’d cut his daily vigil off.

Once Travis saw Mrs. Korbar come down the front steps with a tall glass in her hand and make her way to the garden to where Mr Korbar was working. She handed him the glass and he kissed her cheek and then she made her way back up the steps and Travis watched her but didn’t notice that as she climbed the steps her head was tilted slightly backwards and her back was straight as a pole and she never bent her knees.

It was like she was gliding up the steps and not walking up them at all.
Towards the end of the summer the gardens were dead and rotten and Mr Korbar was out there working it like it as if it were alive and thriving. The ground was water logged and moldy with green slime. The vegtables were rotting and decayed and you could actually smell it when the wind shifted.

On top of the fact that Travis was watching a man harvest from a garden full of rotten vegetables he was also sure that some of that smell was coming from Mr Korbar too.

Travis promised himself after that visit he wouldn’t go near the Farmhouse on Deception Road. Something was wrong with it, something was wrong with the people living inside of it and Travis was certain if he didn’t stop going over there something would be wrong with him too.

Of course, it was too late because that something had already happened to Travis and he found himself standing at the end of the drive leading right up to the Farmhouse the next day.

He was in plain view and Mrs. Korbar must have seen him from one of her windows because he wasn’t there for long before she came down the steps and met him with a basket of rotting carrots and maggot filled tomatoes on her arm.

“ We never got the chance to thank you for building this wonderful house Mr Janosik. Its perfect and we love it so.”

Travis was looking into the basket of dead and decaying vegetables and he said, “ How could you love it so? Nothing can live inside of that thing…”

And Mrs. Korbar said, “ Well, Mr Janosik nothing does…”

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