
A few weeks ago I wrote a story about a Road Rage Incident I witnessed on the way home from work. The thing of it is, there are so many of these stories going around now that it caught someone’s attention.
Whose?
God’s- that’s who.
Look, I don’t know why God got on this one. I figure God must have had one of those ” I’m in the mood to flood the world but I promised not to do that again days “ and decided to go for the Road Ragers instead ( GO GOD! ) through the Vatican
So here they are – from God’s lips to your ears-
The “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as listed by the document, are:
1. You shall not kill.
( check )
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
( No more Drive By Killings, I like that one )
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
(Like talking your way out of tickets- right?)
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
(Okay, there’s nothing wrong with aiming high God but I wouldn’t keep my fingers crossed they might cramp after awhile)
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
(THAT MEANS NO MORE CRUISIN’ FOR NOOKIE!)
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
( HEY QUEEN OF THE DUI’S THAT’S YOU PARIS HILTON- PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS)
7. Support the families of accident victims.
( Check, I like that one )
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
( whoa…I just flashed on scenes from the Jerry Springer show- don’t know about this one )
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
( Good one God, you’re on a roll here )
10. Feel responsible toward others.
( You’re talking to Reality Show Junkies out there God, they’re all about kicking people off
The Island- but I’ll give it a shot )








