A Universe In Five Minutes

Do you realize you can live a life time in Five Minutes?

Random thoughts are like that.

Here are a few of mine:

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Once I went to a Funeral where there was a lot of snickering going on around me

and to this day I still don’t know what was so funny.

But I’ve spent time wondering about it.

 

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Wouldn’t it be cool if Frankenstein was real?

I’ll bet he’d be a Plastic Surgeon.

I wonder what would happen if

 he had a nervous breakdown one day at work?

 

 

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I’m going to start a movement

I’m going to start a Movie Boycott

I’m going to tell people not

to go to the movies.

I’m going to tell them

to buy DVD’s instead.

USED

ones.

You should all be supporting Independant Films Anyway.

 

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If I could choose the next

President Of The United States

I’d choose

Pinhead

from

the

Hellraiser Movies

Too Bad he’s not real.

I’d do it….I really would.

 

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In Five Minutes I Built A Universe.

Awesome.

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Our Lady Of The Cheap Shots

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I know this woman who pulls this stunt at business meetings: she stays seated and talks real soft so that people have to lean over or kneel at her side so that they can hear what she says.

It’s a stupid trick and people fall for it all the time.

I stand a few feet away so that she has

to look up when she talks to me.

She hates my guts.

I think that’s a good thing in this case.