I take the bus to and from work- and I would like to say I do it because I care about the envirorment. Okay I do- but the plus side to expressing my love and support of nature is  that I can look into all the cars I want.

Then I can make up my own polls.

Like I’ve done how many nose pickers in NEW cars can I count in 10 minutes? How many people are reading books ( and driving at the same time ) and then I write it all down.

And sometimes I get bonus shots- like I’ve seen people putting on makeup and shaving and changing their clothes.

And sometimes I see things that just stun me.

I watched this guy chase another car down the free way- and the car he was chasing did the right thing. They didn’t react or yell back or slam their brakes.

So this guy- who’s driving this Lexus and wearing a suit pulls up alongside this car and it’s ” you mother^%%$ this and you ass$##@ that and he’s making these obscene gestures and then he holds his hand up like he’s holding a gun and he’s pretending to shoot into the other car.

And the only person in the car that’s looking is this little girl in a car seat.

I wonder about her, like will she remember this guy who mimed holding a gun at her and pulling the trigger? Was she scared? What could possess a grown man to do something like that to a little girl in car seat?

I guess I’ll wonder about that for a very long time.