Why post this?
Cause I can
and it’s funny
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My friend Max tagged me- I was suppose to come up with eight little random facts …. and being that this is MY blog I decided to go ahead and do eight random facts about memememememememe!

1. When I was a mortician’s apprentice I got seriously addicted to PEZ candy.

2. I have a morbid fear of electricity

3. I think Reality TV is Satan’s Vomit.

4. I’ve written stories about ghosts that I’ve seen and about weird places that I’ve been too and really odd people I’ve met and then I make it sound like fiction.
I’m such a coward.

5. I think it’s great when my husband does political work because all of the sudden the same ISP from our area shows up and SOMEONE crawls through my entire blog page by page and my stats go through the roof.
My own Mother won’t take the time to do that- Hell I don’t even do that!

6. My favorite color is red but I tell people it’s pink. It’s so sweet when their faces scrunch up and they say, ” Pink? Really? “

7. When my Sister was 5 and I was 8 she had a dream that her Baby Alive Doll came to life and tried to kill her. So she put Baby Alive in her closet and buried her under a bunch of clothes. Every night I’d go into her closet and take Baby Alive out and sit her on the foot of my Sister’s bed. I’m so grateful that after years of ME my Sister will admitt to people we’re actually related.

8.
I think Jack The Ripper was a woman.
Actually….I just like to say that because it stresses people out.
