So the pastor of the church visits old Miss Hoopnagle, who hasn’t been to church in a while.
“Miss Hoopnagle, will you be coming back to church?”
“No, reverend, the pews are too hard and the sermons too long.”
“But Miss Hoopnagle, don’t you ever think of the hereafter?”
“Yes. Reverend, I do. Every morning. I go into the study and ask myself, ‘Now damn, what did I come in here after?”
Irregular Bones 
As someone who has lost a brain and is growing it again I thought this was very entertaining A.M.
So the pastor of the church visits old Miss Hoopnagle, who hasn’t been to church in a while.
“Miss Hoopnagle, will you be coming back to church?”
“No, reverend, the pews are too hard and the sermons too long.”
“But Miss Hoopnagle, don’t you ever think of the hereafter?”
“Yes. Reverend, I do. Every morning. I go into the study and ask myself, ‘Now damn, what did I come in here after?”
–Q