Okay.
Fun is fun,
I know people have been asking Google dumb questions just to see what sort of answers it will spit out.
My friend Terry- who in a court of law could be convicted of robbing me of the five minutes of my life that are gone forever- talked me into doing this thing:
I was supposed to ask for the Directions to London ….from New York.
I’ve learned three things from this incident:
1. If Terry ever sends me a message again that starts out with the line ” Try this ” I’m going to stab myself in the head with a pen to stop myself from ‘trying this’.
And if I do it, I’m going to stab myself in both of my eyes with pens for being so stupid as to fall for that line a second time.
2. According to Google IF YOU DRIVE FROM NEW YORK TO LONDON it will take you 29 days and 10 Hours
3. If you haven’t got the hint yet and realized Google is fully aware that you’ve just made the Cyber Version of a crank phone call to their house in the middle of the night- then I should add that they direct you to turn right on Central Street, after you do that you are to take another right at Long Wharf….
then Google tells you to start swimming.
That is SO much more subtle then telling someone to go and jump in a lake.
Google….they know all and they see all and if you mess with them they’ll mess you up back.
Irregular Bones 
That Google response is just elegant.
I want a job at Google- wouldn’t it be something if you were the one that sat around thinking of answers to those questions.
Wow.
It would be fun for me but might be a little disconcerting to people getting the responses, which would all most likely end with “beware the M&Ms.”
Are you kidding?
People would spend days as opposed to hours at the Google site if you did that.
ps
Gummy Bears, you forgot the Gummy Bears
“Eschew gummy bears o’ porn.”
You’re probably right-
Darn.
They’d probably give you the job as Google Woman and they’d just call the Cops on me.
Sigh.
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