Okay.

Fun is fun,

 I know people have been asking Google dumb questions just to see what sort of answers it will spit out.

My friend Terry- who in a court of law could be convicted of robbing me of the five minutes of my life that are gone forever-  talked me into doing this thing:

I was supposed  to ask for the Directions to London ….from New York.

I’ve learned three things from this incident:

1. If Terry ever sends me a message again that starts out with the line ” Try this ” I’m going  to stab myself in the head with a pen to stop myself from ‘trying this’.

And if I do it, I’m going to stab myself in both of my eyes with pens for being so stupid as to fall for that line a second time.

2. According to Google IF YOU DRIVE FROM NEW YORK TO LONDON it will take you 29 days and 10 Hours

3. If you haven’t got the hint yet and realized Google is fully aware that you’ve just made the Cyber Version of a crank phone call to their house in the middle of the night-  then I should add that they direct you to turn right on Central Street, after you do that you are to take another right at Long Wharf….

then Google tells you to start swimming.

That is SO much more subtle then telling someone to go and jump in a lake.

Google….they know all and they see all and if you mess with them they’ll mess you up back.